Everyday, I make a cup of tea. I put water in my cup, put my cup in the microwave, and push the "beverage" button. Until recently, I stood by the microwave and waited for the water to heat up. It was only a few months ago as I stood waiting for the final beep that I realized that the microwave is the exact same height as my belly.
Now I hide behind the wall. So the micro-waves don't get my baby. Apparently one side effect of pregnancy is the cra-a-a-zy.